A couple of my neighbours have a hot tub. I was speaking to one who said she loved it.
I can take or leave them. When friends and family come to visit, we don't put on our bikinis and speedos, form a circle of the armchairs and settee and chat with our glasses of beer and wine!
NAME THAT TUNE
Years ago, I was singing "A Garland For Me", when I was informed that it was actually "Gordon" about the Gordon Highland Regiment!
I recently discovered that I had been singing the wrong lyrics to King of the Road. I thought it was Two hours of pushing broom barrows
of 8 - 12 morbid moon marrows.
And Third boxcar midnight train, destination Danner Lane.
When it is actually:
Trailer for sale or rent, rooms
to let, fifty cents.
No phone, no pool, no pets, I ain't got no cigarettes
two hours of pushin' broom
Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room
a man of means by no means, king of the road.
Third boxcar, midnight train, destination, Bangor, Maine.
TRIP TO EXMOUTH
I took my little baby boy and girl to see their Aunty and Uncle in Exmouth
to their new cousin.
We went by train, coach and bus and they loved every minute of it as it was a novelty. Nowadays we get in a car which takes us from door to door.
Whilst we were being driven by their Aunty and Uncle, we stopped at some traffic lights. Someone had pushed the
button and we were the only car.
My little baby boy suddenly piped
up with "What the heck is he playing at, couldn't he see we were the only car, flipping idiot!"
We were trying not to laugh, but he idolises his dad and we realised that could have been him shouting at the traffic lights. My daughter confirmed this
when we got back!!
MARCH OF THE FITBITS
Have you noticed that carrying "coffee to go", mobile phone and vape is so last year. Now the must have accessory seems to be a fit bit. The wearer, in jogging clothes, fiddles about with, it runs and up and down on the spot for a few
second and then runs off!
help you if you do as I did the other day. I asked him where a road was and he answered running up and down on the spot!
Well, I do not like St Steven of Walford (kidnapped Ian and rendered Jane infertile due to his severe assault on her), not because
of that, neither his spying on Lauren on his tracking device on his phone, sabotaging the condoms and becoming obessive of her, that too is bad enough. No he has committed the cardinal sin of calling her babe. My pet hate. If men call women
babe, they don't have to remember their name or mistakenly use someone else's. I think we may also find that Peter is the innocent
in all this, ? debts.
Speaking of pyschopathic sons, Bobby has soon been forgotten by Ian
and Jane. Out of sight, out of mind, out of acting, until he returns in the future to get up to more "mischief", methinks!
I think it is quite
ironic that Dot seems to be the only person in the Square with a washing machine, which is quite surprising as she looks, the washing out her smalls in the sink kind of person!
How is everyone managing with the launderette closed down?
Have you noticed that Ian seems to have an extremely thin head posing out from his baggy tee shirt? Are we in for a big reveal?
poor Tracey. Sacked from the Rovers as they wanted to attract younger clientele. Vincent gives her a job in The Albert Wine where it is supposed to be hot and happening for the younger trendy people!
At least at the Vic, she was allowed to say thank you to the customers and be seen quite a lot.
appears that she is rarely seen and definitely not heard. Perhaps she is in for another big story line!