Grizzly Tales of Gruesome Kids
My little baby boy had chicken pox this week when I looked after him. He loves this programme and we watched back to back recordings of it and again the next day. I am quite hooked now!
I listened to the tape of the woman who is Britain's worst nagger. She could make a fortune as a dominatrix from men who want to be severely humiliated or dominated!
I thought the fashion experts were being very diplomatic when they described her £700 outfit as “eye catching!”
Jet Washing Protection
After my last attempt with the jet washer, these rather stylish, red ankle wellies caught my eye, so I bought them to protect my feet!
I spent a while on Sunday trying to get my car unlocked outside B &Q. Then the penny dropped. I was at the wrong car which was identical to mine in make and colour. Warning bells should have told me something was wrong when I noticed the immaculate condition of the interior!!!
Yuk. Ran out of tea bags and found this little pot with some in. WRONG! A cup of bouquet garni with milk tastes foul!
I picked up a pair of small binoculars that were lying on top of some packets and went to hand them in to the staff. I slunk away when she told me in front of the checkout queue that they were selling them and people leave goods everywhere that they don’t want!
I certainly think my brain went on holiday this week and didn't leave a note!